Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.
Participate in 100 games of Smash 'N Grab.
Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.
Hit 100 other dads by throwing your own baby.
Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.
Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Capture a baby within 2 seconds of spawning.
Eliminate yourself within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.
Eliminate another dad within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Win a Diaper Sniper round by eliminating 3 other dads yourself.
Eliminate yourself in Diaper Sniper.
Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid-air.
Capture a baby from three different teams in a single round.
Hit 3 other dads with a single punch.
Win 10 times in Sudden Dad Overtime.
Hit a dad with your own fat baby.
Lock the doors and deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Capture a fat baby.
Deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Raise your totem to the top in Totem Toppers.
Hit a dad with his own baby.
Win a game of Smash 'N Grab without ever letting go of your baby.
Hit a dad with his own skull.
